Wolfen Command Communique

WOLFEN COMMAND COMMUNIQUE
For distribution to all Foxwood Hamlets and Provinces
For dispersal throughout the Wolf Steppes
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Statement of Knight Ravenel,
Provisional Supreme Commander of the Wolfen Guard:

There is no invasion of Foxwood. Reports of this nature are the rumors and lies of irresponsible hoaxsters and provocateurs. The usual suspects.

ON THE WOLF STEPPES RUMORS:
An intruder was indeed intercepted without further incident and remanded immediately into the custody of the Council of Princesses in Athena.

The intruder has been judged to be a harmless being and of no threat to the realm. The intruder is being held for further inquiry and legal processing.

The intruder was arrested by Knight Nathaniel and a detachment of the Wolfen First Cavalry. The intruder's location was indicated in advance by a patriotic Oracle Fox and so there is nothing "in question" about Knight Nathaniel's quick and effective response.

ON THE NORTHERN FOREST RUMORS:
No boy or any other alien "fell from the sky" in the Northern Forest.

This report was a hoax perpetrated by the Usual Suspects to waste the time and resources of Wolfen Guardian Hunters, who were distracted from their duties in protecting the realm for several hours by a pointless "wild goose chase."
NO PREY OF THE WOLFEN GUARD HUNTER ELITES EVER HAS OR EVER COULD "ESCAPE" A WOLFEN DRAGNET.

A Savant Fox residing in the affected area has been questioned about this incident.

A Sprite officially deemed by the Wolfen Guard to be an "Incorrigible Bandit" is being sought for questioning.

OFFICIAL WARNING
BY SANCTION OF KNIGHT RAVENEL
PROVISIONAL SUPREME COMMANDER
WOLFEN GUARD :

Rumor-mongering and hoaxster provocations have risen to the level of becoming a THREAT TO THE DEFENSE OF THE REALM OF FOXWOOD.

The Wolfen Guard Command does not suffer this threat lightly.

Individuals perpetrating or encouraging these provocations are officially put on notice. Whatever your purpose in these actions, the time for your real punishment has now arrived. "Natural whimsy" will no longer be accepted as an acceptable defense any more than actual malice.

The Wolfen Command has initiated a special extraordinary investigation of SPRITE ACTIVITIES in Foxwood, with a special focus on certain key "Bandit" Sprite provocateurs. This investigation will include the possible collaboration and enabling of Sprite Mischief by certain Savant Foxes.

YOU, THE "USUAL SUSPECTS", HAVE NOW BEEN WARNED.
END YOUR MISCHIEF … OR PAY THE PENALTY.
THE WOLFEN COMMAND TIRES OF CODDLING MALCONTENTS.

END OF COMMUNIQUE.