DeviantArt's Cat Cafe And Art Lounge

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DeviantArt is excited to announced a bold new venture that will revolutionize the world of artists and animal lovers alike: The DeviantArt’s Cat Cafe and Art Lounge!


The DeviantArt’s Cat Cafe and Art Lounge will become the new home to a stunning array of cats, providing long term homes for over fifty different felines, ranging from purebreds to mixed rescues. Located in the heart of sunny Hollywood, California, feline enthusiasts will no longer have to travel to Japan in order to enjoy the obligation-free company of a purring fuzzball! Our cats range in age from still-nursing kittens to grumpy old Oscar, whose bladder problem we, thankfully, got under control just in time for opening!





In addition to fluffy friends, the DeviantArt’s Cafe and Art Lounge will also provide artisan created drinks and pastries thanks to the superb talent of our ARTistas. Want a cute cat coffee, how about a tropical island mocha or better yet a Darth Vader latte. How about a sweet treat? From teddy bear macarons to ladybug cookies and rainbow cakes, out treats are almost too cute to eat. We even take custom orders, Tangled cupcake anyone? Or maybe a Mario Brothers cake is more your style.


Also, following in the footsteps of a certain Seattle-based coffee company, the cafe provides a wine selection. And not just for you! Specially made kitty wine means you can indulge in your favorite white or red and not have to worry about the stigmas attached to drinking alone.


Our luxury art lounge was specially designed by decorator to the stars, Marvin Latrice-Boulevard, who boasts such clients as Cherr, Sherry Osborn, Christina Aguilar Comfortable, stylish furniture is vacuumed twice daily, and cat friendly play areas, trees and designer pet beds make the lounge a comfortable, cuddly environment in which to cozy up to a purring puddy tat.




In order to help set the mood, the walls are adorned with some of the best kitty art and photography available on DeviantArt.


Take the cutest selfie with one of our cats, upload it to DeviantArt, and your face may be immortalized on our walls! Our free Wi-Fi means you can upload a photo of you and your new, temporary kitten friend not just to DeviantArt, but also Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr or Twitter, just to make all your friends jealous. We actively encourage the taking and uploading of these images, as we have recently been made aware that there is a shortage of cat photos on the Internet.


DeviantArt believes in love at first sight, so be prepared to have your heart stolen by any of our furry felines and there is no reason to suffer a long distance romance: All of our cats are available for adoption! We would love for you to give one of our kitties a forever home, just speak to one of our cafe associates and fill out the paperwork — or just bring one of your cats from home! We’ll be happy to trade you. All of our cats have been spayed/neutered and are current on all shots and vaccinations.



Not a cat person? Not to worry!


So long as you can tolerate copious amounts of cat images, you are welcome to come by Saturday or Sunday for our Puppy Open House. In order to keep our kitties happy, healthy, and not talking to their union reps, the cats will be given weekends off. While they rest up for another big week of lap-napping and being hand fed treats, the Cafe will become home to the wagging tails and licking tongues of adoptable puppies. Bring your dog to the cafe and enjoy a coffee with your best friend while you both socialize with a gaggle of shelter pups.


During our first month grand-opening celebration, say “Fella!” when placing your order and receive a complimentary selfie stick or antihistamine tablet.


We hope to see you at the grand opening of the DeviantArt’s Cat and Art Cafe soon!


















Your Thoughts


  1. Do you think the boost of bearing the DeviantArt logo will help reinvigorate a stagnating industry? With cat cafes currently outnumbering Starbucks franchises in most major cities, all college towns and all the “retirement” grids of Florida, do you think America can sustain one more major cat café chain?
  2. How do you feel when people say we overindulge our cats too much, treating them too much like human beings and even making major career or love-life decisions fit within what’s best for our furry friends? Do you patiently try to describe the special bond some of us feel with our felines … or do you just quietly try to kill the obviously mean-hearted questioner with the intense hate-filled death-stare of your eyes, fervently willing him to have a health issue right there on the spot or just wishing they would go away forever, and stop persecuting you and your loved ones.












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