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Mayan Doomsday

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 11:32 PM













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December 21st Marks the End of Civilization













Who would you invite to your final deviantMEET or dinner party on that fateful day?


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e are facing yet another grave prediction that we are in the true end of days this year and this time, this time, we have been inundated with five years worth of investigative shows, frightful books, and alarmist interviews outlining evidentiary “proof” that this is the one date on the calendar, certified by a now vanished people in what is now the jungles of Mexico, that humanity will not escape.


The one fateful day has been carved in stone, forged in blood, aligned with the stars and set in motion thousands of years ago by learned men. There is a most intriguing science lesson from MAD magazine; in the introduction to an article on the dark art of palm-reading, the text stated: “of course, any 7-year-old could explain that wrinkles appear on hands from folding them… but since we don’t have a seven-year-old here today, let’s continue with our idiotic premise.” So, with the same logical acuity, let’s decide that so many websites couldn’t all be wrong, and so the Mayan Doomsday is real.














Now... If the entire list of humanity were at your disposal for one final grand soiree on the way to oblivion, with whom would you prefer to spend your last few hours?




Family and friends? Scientists and/or religious leaders? Maybe celebrities like rock stars and movie stars?












Then again, maybe there’s that one enigmatic figure you’d want to have all to yourself for your last conversation, e.g., the Dalai Lama, Bob Dylan, David Beckham (this last one maybe not just to talk to)? There are only a few days left until one of the great “Mystic events” days is proven out one way or the other. Just enough time to get those invitations out!















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ontemplating the decline and ultimate demise of a society’s reign on the planet whether it be the Mayans, Atlanteans, or Romans demands a certain level of retrospective analysis of the historical event by our scientists, academics and thinkers. But, to imagine the end of the Earth in one fell swoop within one day’s time will require a whole other level of forensic evaluation and interpretation should sentient beings from other worlds come upon our planet’s civilizations in ruins and try to divine what might have been here and just what our diverse societies were up to.  Just as we unearth an entire community in the deserts or mountains of a remote region and begin the process of piecing together the everyday life of a people forgotten, so shall the space gods or our time traveling future-selves come upon remnants and begin the same process.






There is a tried and true thesis altering, eye-opening notion that is used by teachers when discussing a multitude of subjects including critical thinking, philosophy, politics, comparative religion, organizational behavior, and many others; in one hundreds years from this moment there likely will be all new people on the planet. Every one of us replaced with the next. But consider this even more startling "truth" that one day far, far into the future of existence the sun really will die out and all will perish (unless we... well that's what sci-fi is for).






Even with the certainty that all of the world's art, music, and literature will be wiped away, even though we are only here for a short while, we must continue to create, paint, write, build, compose, sculpt, choreograph, carve and photograph to our greatest abilities. If, one day, there is indeed only a ghost of us left in the cosmos — perhaps in the form of a few “cave drawings” inside our abandoned intergalactic escape ships — it is still our duty to treasure our time and leave this world a more manageable, loving, less painful place than when we got here.










Hey, Everyone! News from NASA!




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techgnotic of deviantART, without Mayan heritage unless they also ran Italy and Ireland back in the day, promise you that the world will not end this Friday December 21st. If you are worried at all that any of this might be true please know that you are going to be fine and the world will go on. I promise. Please make plans for a wonderful Saturday morning and enjoy your weekend. And if this greatly disappoints you… well, maybe from here forward the world will embrace you instead.



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Beyond 2012: Why the World Won't End















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Who would be the five people you would have join you for the final toasts at the end of the world?



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Who would be at your final deviantMEET?



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What would be a relief to you were the world to actually end?



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What would be your greatest regret if the world came to an end December 21st?



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What is the single work of art, architecture, music or literature you would save from the destruction of the world?









Who would you invite to your final deviantMEET or dinner party on that fateful day? We are facing yet another grave prediction that we are in the true end of days this year and this time, this time, we have been inundated with five years worth of investigative shows, frightful books, and alarmist interviews outlining evidentiary “proof” that this is the one date on the calendar, certified by a now vanished people in what is now the jungles of Mexico, that humanity will not escape.

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:iconmeganann23:
meganann23 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013
But...Nasa says the world won't end, but it's safe.
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HordsRamen Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
Hey, I'm from the future and guess what: IT DID NOT HAPPEN ! ! ! ! So yeah. :D
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Bluefirefan45 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
Hmmmmmm the world the never ended
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CaitlynNicoleWright Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
people i'd bring:
pewdiepie
charlieissocoollike
mom
dad
brother
ilaughateverything
nameunknowne
charlotsnow
bowlergirl3
wafflesmakemehyper
animeredwolf
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DV8R666 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
seriously tired of the fearmongering the "journalistic media" has spread around like herpes. i wish there was some kind of media "condom" so stupid people would quit getting infected. experts with empty rhetoric are as plentiful as the farts from my ass, but not nearly as intelligent. i wouldn't listen to my farts if they said "the world is ending" so i am sure not going to listen to some other asshole say it over and over, repeating lies do not make them true. use your reason and logic before you join the fuktard parade.
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pikby Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student Filmographer
STONE CAN ALWAYS BE CARVED AGAIN and over the old carvng stechgnotic
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pikby Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student Filmographer
if this was suposssed to be real, why am i still on earth HUH?
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imredneckson Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
look I'm still alive and it is six days past
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jennyoh7 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I WOULD LIKE TO BRING BACK ALL THE PRO ECOLOGISTS AND ASKED THEM LOOK WHAT YOUR MILLIONS GOT YOUFROM THE POLITICIANS.WHAT HAPPENED TO SAVING THE WORLD FOR OUR CHILDRENS FUTURE.
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ForeverTeaTime Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I was just skipping through the replies and I honestly did expect more people would have mentioned celebrities for the first question instead of family/friends or alongside with. :O
I think that if I could invite anyone, and that it would be a magical little fantasy universe where everybody would actually come, I would definitely have a combination of famous people and people that I care about on a personal level... to form a group to have an outstandingly amazing conversation with while the planet is dying. :D
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