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THE FOXWOOD GAZETTE__________________________
Special Dispatch!
by Stuart the Reporter Fox (Foxwood Gazette Editor-In-Chief,
Investigative Reporter, and Gossip Correspondent)
WHERE IS KNIGHT NATHANIEL?
(FO9AP) – Athena. Rumors continue to swirl and near-panic threatens to erupt in civic discord and unrest as the unsettled questions plaguing the Kingdom of Foxwood's capital continue to go unanswered and Princess Winona and the other Princesses of the Council persist in stonewalling the press, your humble servant here, Stuart, so included.
The reports of an alien visitor – fallen from the sky! – continue to come in to this news bureau from highly placed sources WITHIN THE VERY WALLS OF FOXWOOD CASTLE!
A high placed confidential source of impeccable credentials and credibility has informed this reporter that the alien visitor is A FACT, this source having made an EYEWITNESS IDENTIFICATION OF THE ALIEN, which was being held WITHIN THE CASTLE after having been captured by the Wolfen Guard.
This source has further informed this news bureau that the alien is being moved continuously from locale to locale outside the capital so that Princess Winona's declaration that there "is no alien in Athena" is FACTUALLY "TRUE" – BUT IT IS ALSO A SEMANTIC TRICKERY FOISTED UPON THE GOOD CITIZENS OF FOXWOOD!!! For the ALIEN is REAL and IT is HERE in FOXWOOD!!!
It is imperative at this time that the good citizens of Foxwood demand the TRUTH from Princess Winona and the entire Council of Princesses. The citizens must relentlessly and bravely ask the following questions of our beloved royal benefactors:
WHY THE DECEPTIONS CONCERNING THE ALIEN?!
WHERE IS THE ALIEN NOW HIDDEN WITHIN OUR KINGDOM?!
WHO BROUGHT THE ALIEN INTO OUR KINGDOM?!
WHO IS HIDING THE ALIEN?! (and the most enlightening question: )
WHERE IS KNIGHT NATHANIEL ???!!! ###stuart
Special Dispatch!
by Stuart the Reporter Fox (Foxwood Gazette Editor-In-Chief,
Investigative Reporter, and Gossip Correspondent)
WHERE IS KNIGHT NATHANIEL?
(FO9AP) – Athena. Rumors continue to swirl and near-panic threatens to erupt in civic discord and unrest as the unsettled questions plaguing the Kingdom of Foxwood's capital continue to go unanswered and Princess Winona and the other Princesses of the Council persist in stonewalling the press, your humble servant here, Stuart, so included.
The reports of an alien visitor – fallen from the sky! – continue to come in to this news bureau from highly placed sources WITHIN THE VERY WALLS OF FOXWOOD CASTLE!
A high placed confidential source of impeccable credentials and credibility has informed this reporter that the alien visitor is A FACT, this source having made an EYEWITNESS IDENTIFICATION OF THE ALIEN, which was being held WITHIN THE CASTLE after having been captured by the Wolfen Guard.
This source has further informed this news bureau that the alien is being moved continuously from locale to locale outside the capital so that Princess Winona's declaration that there "is no alien in Athena" is FACTUALLY "TRUE" – BUT IT IS ALSO A SEMANTIC TRICKERY FOISTED UPON THE GOOD CITIZENS OF FOXWOOD!!! For the ALIEN is REAL and IT is HERE in FOXWOOD!!!
It is imperative at this time that the good citizens of Foxwood demand the TRUTH from Princess Winona and the entire Council of Princesses. The citizens must relentlessly and bravely ask the following questions of our beloved royal benefactors:
WHY THE DECEPTIONS CONCERNING THE ALIEN?!
WHERE IS THE ALIEN NOW HIDDEN WITHIN OUR KINGDOM?!
WHO BROUGHT THE ALIEN INTO OUR KINGDOM?!
WHO IS HIDING THE ALIEN?! (and the most enlightening question: )
WHERE IS KNIGHT NATHANIEL ???!!! ###stuart
THE FOXWOOD GAZETTE__________________________
Special Dispatch!
by Stuart the Reporter Fox (Foxwood Gazette Editor-In-Chief,
Investigative Reporter, and Gossip Correspondent)
WHERE IS KNIGHT NATHANIEL?
Special Dispatch!
by Stuart the Reporter Fox (Foxwood Gazette Editor-In-Chief,
Investigative Reporter, and Gossip Correspondent)
WHERE IS KNIGHT NATHANIEL?
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