Terrible idea. I am offended by the idea of Jane Austen’s classic being vandalized and devalued to the level of a monster movie.

Great idea. The ultimate date movie. I can still have a good cry over Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy, and my girlfriend can still get off on human flesh consumption.

Good start. How about “Little Women” meets “Evil Dead”?

Terrible idea. I am offended by the idea of Zombie or Predator movies being trivialized to the level of a chick-flick.

It seems like just a lot of great silly fun! It makes me want to giggle!

That’s it. There’s no point anymore. I’m sucking gas.